Making love was never about you and me in a bed. We made love whenever we held hands.
― Ian Thomas, I Wrote This For You ( (via bl-ossomed)
lms if u the hoe sibling
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via crowdsourceinspiration)

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one.
― Guidelines For Finding Someone Worthwhile (via sassyfag)

problematicspice:

profoak:

k999:

shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD

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