churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

I didn’t get lost in you, I fucking drowned.
― (via siameasy)

hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship