Making love was never about you and me in a bed. We made love whenever we held hands.
― Ian Thomas, I Wrote This For You ( (via bl-ossomed)
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via crowdsourceinspiration)
my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex
You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one.
― Guidelines For Finding Someone Worthwhile (via sassyfag)
shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in
FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD