bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 


I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they


It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 


shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

I didn’t get lost in you, I fucking drowned.
― (via siameasy)


is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class


relationship goal: a relationship