verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.

I suck at texting unless:
  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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  • Me: *calls u a nerd*
  • Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*